finefools: glamydia: excuse me urban outfitters i believe you owe my eyes an apology more like chukka that shit in the garbage
night before school: i want to look attractive tomorrow
morning of school: nevermind
assap: manchester really need to re-think their city merchandise because right now they just look like the biggest my chemical romance fans on earth
me: no trust me he's really attractive google images is just giving us bad results
There isn’t any sense to vote for “Best kiss” at the MMAs anymore, the winners are already known and it looks like it won’t be our people, since Rob is most likely not going. So guess which award show I won’t watch.
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
theyellovvbrickroad: How To Kill A Joke In 10 Seconds a novel by Tumblr
Shakespeare: "Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a lifetime.
Napoleon: "The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, but because of the silence of good people.
Einstein: "I am thankful to all those who said NO to me, because of them I did it myself"
Mahatma Gandhi: "The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong"
Dr. Seuss: "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
FUN Radio: What are the first three things you do when you wake up, in order?
Rob: Complain. About being awake. Huuuh, feel confused about where I am. Check that my arms and legs are still attached.
I don’t know why. Something about my face. People just recognise it really...– Rob talking about being recognizable in a new interview (via robsessed)
averagefuture: robert downey jr’s face was meant to be on cats okay