June 2012
If your pants were a .rar file, I would unzip them
theepichumor:
Me: I won't get jealous
Me: Who's this fucking whore
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
I don’t lose followers, followers lose me
“To combine work and private life is very difficult. I couldn’t easily go out and...”
– Robert Pattinson - Made in Tuscany Magazine - Italy, 2012 (via stewberts)
you think nobody notices that your status was a popular text post on tumblr
but i notice
i always notice
